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An excerpt from the chapter "The Streets are Paved with Honey," from the book South of Normal, due out March 15, 2013. The police station in Tamarindo used to be in town, on the hill toward Lookout Point, but it was donated land so years ago the owner kicked them out. They moved to a one-room station in a private home outside of town, but that led to one small problem—they didn’t have any vehicles. When the police were needed in Tamarindo they had to hitchhike into town. They had guns but no one had money to buy ammunition. As the town grew a real police force was needed to protect the tourists, so between private donations and municipal funding they managed to put enough together to buy the police force its first car. What a proud moment indeed, to have a shiny new vehicle for the police, but there was one glitch: cars need gasoline. The closest gas station was in Bellin, 20 km away, and petrol was over $6.00 a gallon. So the cops started a fuel fund by collecting donations from local restaurants and hotels. When they kicked in enough to buy a tank of gas the police force were mobile, agile, and hostile once again…at least until they got down to “E.” By the time I got there they’d graduated to motorcycles and bulletproof vests. I saw police in town sometimes, when it was sunny out but not too hot and definitely not raining, between the hours of 10:00 a.m. and 2:00 p.m., except during siesta time or on the weekends. They’d park in the shade of the palm trees in the roundabout and hang out. Thank God they were serious about stopping all of the crimes that occurred under those conditions. But they sure put on a good show of it every time you drove by the station, congregating in front for flag raisings at 6:00 a.m. and lowerings at 6:00 p.m. like clockwork. Between all the fundraising and the flag raisings, they appeared to be more of a Girl Scout troop than a police force. You might as well have put them in little brown skirts and unleashed them on the good citizens of Tama with boxes of Thin Mints. They were such a joke that one time the cops actually got robbed at gunpoint by bandidos. Robbing the cops! I’d love to see how that went down: “Hey, you! Freeze!” The policeman says, pulling his gun. “Whoaa cabron! No, you freeze!” The bandido says, pulling his gun, too. “Mae, I’m serious, now! Freeze or I’ll shoot! Don’t you see my gun?!” the policeman says. “Well…I’ve got a gun, too!” the bandido says. “This is your last warning and then I’m going to shoot! Don’t try me!” “Ha! If you were really going to shoot you already would have. You probably don’t even have bullets in your gun.” “Yes I do!” The policeman says. “Then shoot.” (Pause.) “Yes I do!” The policeman says. “Ha! Ok, that’s it. Hand over your gun, now!” The bandido says. The policeman hands his gun over to the bandido with a look on his face like he just drank sour milk. “Now, hands UP!” The policeman puts his hands up. “Wait a second, do you even have bullets in your gun?” The policeman asks. “Of course I do!” “Show me!” the policeman says. “Shut up! Or I’ll shoot!” The bandido says. “Liar! You don’t have bullets, either! I knew it!” “Well…so what? Neither did you!” “Enough of this - hands up!” the policeman says. “Give me your gun or you’re under arrest!” The bandido puts his hands up. “Be careful threatening me, cabron!” the bandido says. “If I had a bullet right now I’d shoot you!” “Well, if I had a bullet right now I’d shoot you in your FACE!” the policeman says. “Yeah? Well I’m going to buy a bullet next week and come looking for you!” the bandido says. “Next week?! Unlikely, puta! Everyone knows you can’t afford a bullet! You can’t even afford the bus to Liberia!” “Liberia? Is that where you buy your bullets? They’re pretty expensive there, no?” the bandido asks. “Yes, it's definitely true. Way too expensive.” “I find they’re usually on sale up in Santa Cruz.” “Santa Cruz? Really? I’ll try that next time, thanks,” the policeman says. “There’s a little frozen yogurt shop I just adore up there, too.” “Wait, you mean Heladeria Ricardo? Ohhh I just love that place!” the bandido says. “I always get the strawb…” “Strawberry!” the policeman says at the same time. “Hahahahaha.” “Hahahahahaha.” (They just stand there and look at each other.) “Sooo…what do we do now?” The bandido asks. “I don’t know.” “Do you think it would be all right if we put our hands down, at least?” “Yeah, that would be okay, I think,” the policeman says. They both put their arms down. “Whewww…my arms were getting tired. So…how about you give me my gun back and just keep yours?” The bandido asks. “Well…” “Come on…it’s hot out here, and it’s almost lunch time. “ “All right, I guess that’s okay,” the policeman says. “Here you go.” “Thanks. Wait…no, that one’s yours.” “Oh, yeah. Here.” “Great, gracias,” the bandido says. “Well…I guess I’ll just go now?” “Yeah, me too.” “I’ll see you next week, amigo.” “You too, hermano. Pura vida,” the policeman says. “And enjoy the strawberry at…” “Ricardos!” they say at the same time. “Hahahahaha.” Tamarindo, Costa Rica, surf, ski, snowboard, diving, pura vida, Central America, Nicaragua, San Juan del Sur, Amazon best seller, travel, adventure, backpack, hiking, sharks, Endless Summer, Robert August, memoir, fitness journey, globetrotting, perfect beach, paradise, spring break, expat, live abroad, work abroad, summer reading, around the world, great read, humor, laugh out loud, South of Normal, Pushups in the P Ethics in Memoir Writing a memoir can be a fun, exciting endeavor, and cathartic for the author to get their version of real life onto the page. It also has the capacity to piss off a lot of people. I ran into a few complex ethical questions while writing my second book, South of Normal, a nonfiction account of the year I lived down in Tamarindo, Costa Rica. As I navigated the tangled jungle of ethics within that book, I decided to document and share a few points that might help other authors, as well: Get their feedback – If characters will be recognizable and you actually care what they think, be respectful. Send an email letting them know that you are publishing this project and offer to have a conversation with them if they have any issues or concerns. Be open to listening to their point of view and making any non-essential changes Never compromise someone’s safety - As I wrote “South of Normal” I reached out for a friend, unfortunately a main character in the book who is locked up in a Third World prison. He requested that I excluded certain details about his case for security reasons, and of course I complied. Chose your words carefully – Even changing one word can alter the whole context of a paragraph. Showing actions or documenting a character’s dialogue straight from their mouth is a great way to show “the dirt” because the writer’s not telling you what to think, they make up an opinion for themselves. Be fair with each character – Show the good and bad in your characters to balance them out. Great people often have great flaws and people who do bad things are usually just misguided or hurt, not evil. Making the bad guys likable and vice versa will also add depth and humanize your characters. Don’t write angry – Ranting against someone and settling scores in your writing is a horrible thing to do. But it’s also fun, and better than blowing up their car in real life, so I recommend doing it through the lens of humor, and show some sort of redemption or coming to peace with them afterwards. Angry does not write well, and usually reflects more poorly on the writer than it does the subject. Hold yourself to the same standard – Bash yourself. I mean really rip into your flaws, misdeeds, and moral struggles. The readers will see themselves in you and love you for it. Again, humor is a great way to expose your foibles. Want vs. Need - Make sure private and revealing details about characters are necessary – as a rule of thumb anything that’s written should either develop characters or move the story along with action. Change names – the easiest way to insulate yourself against the backlash from characters in your book is to alter their names, and even relevant details. Once that is done you’ll sleep easier telling your truth without softening the blows. Get it in writing - Document Facebook messages, texts, and emails with information with the characters and situations in your book. Having written documentation is your bulletproof vest against libel suits or flat out denials. The dark alley test – Ultimately who’s right and wrong becomes irrelevant at a certain point. If you still have to work or interact with these people on a daily basis then ask yourself if what you’re writing is worth it if you happened to meet them in a dark alley. Sometimes real life is just more important than your art. I have a dear friend in Tamarindo whose friendship I value above all else. She is a pivotal character in the book and goes through a difficult, emotional journey, though her growth is one of the main victories by the end. It was important for me to get her blessing, so I asked her to read certain parts of the manuscript before it went over to the publishers. I was pleasantly surprised that she suggested only one small change, but other than that really liked it and thought I did a good job. You never know how people will respond emotionally to their private lives being documented, so just ask. Some people will love their portrayals in South of Normal, some will be less than thrilled. But I’m confident I found that small patch of terra firma where I treated everyone fairly but also didn’t set out to assassinate anyone’s character, while still staying true to the heart of the story. Wish me luck, and I’ll see you in a dark alley soon. -South of Normal is due out March 1. Follow me on Twitter @NormSchriever for updates. Help me give away 100 books for free! On Monday, January 21st only get a free copy of "Pushups in the Prayer Room," by Norm Schriever. All you have to do is: 1. Just Like his Facebook page, http://www.facebook.com/AuthorNormSchriever 2. Share this link with your friends on Facebook, Pinterest, and Twitter 3. And Paypal $4.95 for shipping to hi@NormSchriever.com Free book giveaway! Jan 21 only get a free copy of 'Pushups in the Prayer Room' by Norm Schriever1/19/2013 Free Book Giveaway! Get a copy of "Pushups in the Prayer Room," by Norm Schriever! On Monday, January 18th only receive a free copy of this wild, crazy travel memoir. 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